juice bag


the typical douche bag steroid user that thinks that they own the gym.
the typical juicebag thinks that they are the alpha male of the gym. they need to workout infront of a mirror, they grunt out loud during their sets, and throw their weights down to the ground after sets so that the whole gym can hear their m-ssive godly amount of weight that they can put up 1-3 times! in their mind they think that they are putting on a show for the rest of the lifters; when in reality they are just making an -ss of themselves.
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a more politically correct term for a douche bag
dude that guy is shuch a juice bag
a juice bag is a small, single-serving of fruit drink in a plastic bag. it is available in single-serving packages at select, low-scale convenience stores but more commonly purchased at grocery stores in packages of 10 or 12. the bags are contained in a larger bag.

juice bags are generally shipped in a plastic milk crate due to the possibility of combustion or leaking during shipping and are commonly distributed by dairy companies.

juice bag is a colliquial term since most proper speaking folk call it a “mini-sip”.

juice pages also come with straws to poke a hole in the bag. most cool people just take a bite out of the corner and squeeze and suck out the juicy goodness.

comes in variety of flavor such as fruit punch, grape, lemonade, lemon lime, and orange drink. they are made with fine ingredients such as water, sugar, flavour.

surprisingly with their fruit tasting goodness, they contain no nutritional value, no vitamins or minerals (except salt), and no fruit.

juice bags is a term commonly used in atlantic canada, specifically cape breton island.
get me a bag of juice bags at the grocery store.

i’m going to have a pizza burger and wash it down with 2 juice bags.

i’m so thirsty from drinking lastnight and there’s not even one juice bag left in the bottom of the fridge.
an individual who is notorious for their abilities to handle near fatal ammounts of alcohol consumption, on a semi-daily basis. commonly found with a 40 oz bottle of jack daniels, however a juicebag is also a frequent visitor of local beer vendors and adapts to all varieties of alcohol quickly. usually the last one still drinking while others have p-ssed out hours prior, the juicebag will then progress to consuming any remaining hard liquor strewn about. does not succ-mb easily to hangovers, or act like a jack-ss when half in the bag.
johnny nearly died because he drank r-t-rded ammounts of whiskey, every day. what a juicebag.
big br–sts
look at those juice bags!
the alternate way of saying “douchebag” for those who can’t say it with adults present, or who lacxk the voxcabluary to even understand what it means.
kyle is being such juicebag right now.
a jew who is also a douchebag
jew started charging people to play warcraft and turned into a total juicebag.

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