Juice Newton


a country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song “angel of the morning”.
dude 1: who was that chick who sang “angel of the morning”, anyway?
dude 2: you’re probably thinking of juice newton.
typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than paris hilton and comes out all juicy.
i had a kenny rogers going and lost, resulting in a juice newton.

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