juicetarian


fresh-squeezed juices are a hoax: they lack the natural fiber that fruit has which can render them 70-60% less bioavailable.
fruitarians had it almost right, but they also miss direly on other important nutrients not already available in fruit/vegs.
funny thing is the way them vegetards sometimes cross the line of sanity in dealing with their dietary habits: there is first off, the fruitarian who eats raw fruit/vegs. the juicetarian (also called liquitarian), who only allows fruit-and-veg-based beverages and water! then again, some might disapprove of this all together and only drink water (called aquatarians/ waterians) and die from extreme malnutrition!
but the most ga-ga of them all is the pseudospiritual, sectarian-c-m-vegetarian ‘breatharians’: “people free of any need to eat or drink.”
huh!

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