Julia Hoffman
the most loyal and true friend you can possibly have. she is gorgeous, she just can’t see it. she has a kind heart, and thinks of others before herself. she usually ends up hurting in relationships because all the guys she likes are total jerks. she deserves a man who will treat right. she is a precious gem. she will always be gorgeous, an amazing poet, and honestly a loyal and true friend.
jack: i told julia hoffman all my secrets last night
me: she knows all mine, i trust her with my life
jack: i know, she’s so loyal. she’s my best friend.
me: no she’s mine, backoff.
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a moment in time when someone (julian) thinks something is incredibly amazing but is actually not that cool. usually demonstrated by a loud “woah” and is generally when covering a topic of little interest to others in the cl-ss. a julian moment: mr. brand: as the technology in this age gets better, more and more […]
- Jumping someone elses train
copying someone elses style, or just agreeing with what they say and believe to fit in. what a jerk. tom started wearing his hat backwards like john, just so he would like him. he is jumping john’s train.
- jumumbo
basically a bigger word than jumbo basically two jumbo’s combined to make a word bigger than jumbo you yuor calves are jumumbo
- Jungle Puppy
jungle puppy is a derogatory term for asian people of a darker complection. i joined the army to f-ck jungle puppys.
- Jurachet Park
a t-tle you give to a group of ratchet people doing ratchet things in malls, streets, etc. usually what you call a group of crazy stupid girls in parties or clubs. this mall just turned in to a jurachet park because of there ratchet -ss girls.