wow that guy is so julian martinez
- acting smart
when your s-ssy, and ignorant. stop acting smart, before i pop yo dumb -ss.
when a girl is having a threesome with two guys and one guy j-zzes in her eye and the other guy repeatedly screams notasloga while holding her hair and riding and slapping her -ss like a appaleptic donkey!! my friend and i notaslogaed this girl the other day a person who likes to have orgys […]
(verb) trumpologize: to apologize, but not really mean it. “if i offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, i sincerely trumpologize. but bill clinton said much worse!”
- equal opportunity supporters
when you support all groups of people regardless of their race; gender, religion, or creed. chief anjelo’s and his non profit organization prides themselves on being equal opportunity supporters, they will not judge people.
- gadget wrap
everything the owner of a shiny gadget needs to keep his precious spot- and scratchless. from grainy screen protectors to huge rubber cases, if it’s on your device and not decoration, it’s gadget wrap. applicable to smartphones, tablets, smartw-tches and any other piece of surprisingly fragile modern technology. i wanted to skip the gadget wrap […]