jumont punch



“while performing s*xual interco*rs* in a doggy style position” at the moment of *j*c*l*t**n strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say “thank you g” and run their wallets and belongings before leaving
i met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her

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