jump rope
another way of saying “take drugs”
“hey, hey, wanna go jump some rope…?”
this isn’t your traditional elementary school recess toy. this sh-t is real. to successfully execute the “jump rope”, one must master the element of surprise…it is then and only then that the jump rope can be accomplished.
first, you will need a chick in your bedroom completely unclothed and ready to be pounded. it is at this point that the male subject must surrept-tiously creep behind the unsuspecting female, turn sideways, and proceed to insert only his thumbs in the female’s v-g-n- and -n-s, respectively. no further effort is necessary on the part of the male, as the speared female will jump up and down until she is able to escape from the human jump rope that has been created.
nate: “dude i’m pretty nervous about taking it to the next level with emma. got any tips?”
drew: “honestly..you have to go big or go home. it’s 2011 and you can’t just rock it missionary anymore and expect a chick to be satisfied. you should seriously consider giving her a jump rope…i know it may sound odd at first, but chicks completely dig it…”
this is the person who likes to go out to ruin everyones night, they sit there n dont talk or they just keep following you around not saying anything, then when it gets good they want to go home. the whole time you are jumping over them to have fun.
so i took katie out last night, she was a total jump rope all night long, i shouldnt have even went out.
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