Jumpers in the door
u.s. army airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to sh-t so badly it could blow at any moment.
having ‘jumpers in the door’ is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one’s underwear could occur.
the actual phrase is coined after a chalk of u.s. army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft — particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
the civilian equivalent of this expression are, turtlehead poking our, or ttf – t-rd touching fabric
dude #1, “hey man, why are you walking like that? where are you going in such a hurry??”
dude #2, “can’t talk right now bro, got jumpers in the door..”
from the army airborne community, need to take a dump very soon. closely related to turtle necking
“i’d love to stay and chat, but i’ve got jumpers in the door.”
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