jumpin jack flash
this move requires the active partic-p-tion of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a d-mned good friend. pull your pants down to your ankles and position your -ss hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). when he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick polaroid of him tossing your salad. definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
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