Jumpkin
much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a seal team, its when you jack off and take a sh-t at the same time because you’re stuck in some third world sh-thole or… your parents house.
dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you’ve been in here a minute.
dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
the act of making yourself c-m while simultaneously dropping a deuce.
my girlfriend wouldnt give me a blumpkin because apparently she hates the smell of my deuce, so i went into the bathroom and gave myself a jumpkin.
jacking off while fingering your b-tthole, with the result being intense s-xual pleasure.
after pat’s underwear were frozen, he sat in his room and gave himself a jumpkin.
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