Jungle Cow


n. a derogatory term used for large black women. usually found within the “urban jungles” of america. they are most likely to be found in low income housing areas lounging in cheap aluminum lawn chairs (usually purchased from the local big lots) which are likely screaming for sweet relief from the gargantuan -sses nestled in their seat nearly tearing through the thin strips of polyester holding them up. it is advised not to cross these beasts as they are likely very irritable because their “baby daddy” is in jail and “ain’t payin no bills” or “caint suppote they kids”.
excuse me, jungle cow, welcome to denny’s. you’re gonna have to wait a little longer cause we need an extra wide booth to fit your fat -ss.

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