Jungle Squirts


severe diarrhea! symptoms include: crippling gas pains, uncontrollable farting attacks, bubble guts, b-tthole spasms, and blowout diarrhea! a toilet must be closeby.
i am going to have the jungle squirts from eating the 5 orders of nachos we just ate.

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