Junior Jungle
noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central indiana who do what they want, when they want. this human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the bas-m-nts of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. for the most part the junior jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. for this reason, the junior jungle often manages to p-ss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. the junior jungle are the people you’re parents warned you about.
curious soph: i heard there might be a huge party this weekend. i kind of wanna go but i read in theology that partying is really dangerous..
proud junior: i once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.
curious soph: that sounds kind of ignorant?
proud junior: yeah well you aren’t in the junior jungle are you? f-ckin kids these days..
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