junior’s law
any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a s-xual reference.
guy 1: “did you see that catch? how he held onto that ball was crazy!”
guy 2: “must’ve learned from your mom. she had a grip on my b-lls last night.”
gut 1: “seriously? pulling junior’s law at a football game? just wrong.”
guy 2: “suck a d-ck.”
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