Junk Diving
the process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the p-n-s and / or scr-t-m, for males, or the l-b–, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
he: “sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away – i gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place.”
she: “sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose – i gotta go junk diving.”
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