Junked
an expression for being hit in the b-lls hard!
d-mn! that kid got junked
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when you press or rub your bulge on any part of someone with or without their consent.
dang, jeff just totally junked that girl by the bar.
girl you best move your chair and let me p-ss unless you want your back junked.
partially or completely wrecked.
dude, jess totally junked her car last weekend!
a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.
man, i’m completely junked today. i can hardly see straight.
when urban dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on urban dictionary.
hey man, i went to put some awesome definitions on urban dictionary and i got junked.
secretly leaving a picture of ones b-lls and/or scr-t-m on someones digital camera for them to find later.
i totally junked simon last night!
to ‘junk’ a mate is to set him up with an ugly chick. so when telling your friends you would say ‘i junked barry so hard today!’
man i junked barry so hard today, i swear that chick had more acne craters then jupiter!
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