junoritis
rather like ‘senoritis’, this disease affects only the juniors in highschool, hence the name. those who are taking especially advanced cl-sses or are graduating early tend towards this. symptoms may include general apathy for school work, restlessness, and tension, as well as seeing ‘the bigger picture’.
the cure: none as of yet. maybe self-motivation is the only cure. research in progress.
my national-merit scholarship winning friend is having a hard time keeping his grades up. he’s just sitting and watching tv all day! i think he has junoritis.
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