justified bowl
when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. the whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
joe:hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
dan:sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
joe:oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (justified bowl #2)
dan:if your gonna do more im in too.
dan:where the f-ck is charles? he’s been gone for hours.
joe:if he isn’t coming back then why wait??? (justified #3)
dan:oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
joe:its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
dan:we’ve done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? n-body here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
dan: no, no, no,.and no, i cant be justified for a 5th.
joe: ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
dan: ok, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles finally arrives)
joe:charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
joe:he justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
charles: seventh????
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