Justin Humphries
s-xy man with attractive goatee, steelers fan and everyone loves him
justin humphries is the s-xiest man i have ever met in my entire life
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- cooch loofah
in the same genre as “douche bag.” to be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way. celeste: “eddie came home drunk again and couldn’t perform. what a cooch loofah.”
- cookin' onions in the oven
the act of stuffing a girls v-g-n- full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone. luke: hey man, have you seen the onions around? tyler: ya, sorry! i was cookin’ onions in the oven with my gf last night!
- middlish
when something is not in the middle but kinda near it, not exactly in the middle. how are you feeling? middlish!
- Middriff
a short, black, pocketed shirt worn by men, in which the shirt is short and wide and rises well above the navel, exposing both the belly b-tton and lower back. this shirt is typically a meijer/walmart pocketed shirt that has shrunken due to poor cotton. his shirt turned into a middriff after a single wash!