Justine Beaver
the teenager that sings the popular (by other teenage girls) songs such as the contradicting, lying, and sh-tty “baby”, “one less lonely girl”, and “one time”.
there have been reports of a p-n-s in the pants, but a v-g-n- in the voice box.
a: you know that justine beaver hasn’t hit p-b-rty yet?
b: you know that i mix him up with miley cyrus?
a: doesn’t everybody???
or
a: ohemgee! who’s the chick singing “baby, ooh baby” on the radio right now?
b: oh ya know! just justine beaver. she has nice pearly whites, pretty hair and a pair or bee ehhh yoo ti fool singing pipes!
a horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians
girl 1: ohemgee i love justin bieber!!!!
girl 2: umm, don’t you mean justine beaver?
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