justnowism
the religious belief that the universe was created just now. all signs that it is old are tricks planted by the creator to mislead us. those who were created in the act of having s-x are the chosen ones. those who were created just before they died, are not.
i f-cked my girlfriend while learning about justnowism so i could become one of the chosen ones.
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