k-fee


a type of beverage sold by k-fee ag, a company in berlin, germany, but also by k-fee us inc. in florida. it is sold as an energy drink, as gum, and also a type of latte. the most surprising thing is the commercials, which contain screamers. it shows a random video, until either a gargoyle or a zombie pops up at the end and screams. the most famous one is the “k-fee auto”, which shows a white car driving down a gr-ssy valley with relaxing music playing, until the car dissapears behind a tree and the zombie pops up and screams, followed by the slogan, “so wach warst du noch nie.” (translated: “you’ve never been so awake”)
what is up with the commercials for this drink called “k-fee”?! they scared the h-ll out of me! especially the one with the car!
the german coffee drink that boosts your day! :d

also advertised with scary commercials!
“ha ha i scared the cr-p outta him with that k-fee commercial”
an energy drink from germany. it’s best known for its scary commercials that make you think they’re going to be peaceful before a gory zombie or gargoyle pops up. the lite version has 3 parodies of these commercials.
i’ve never actually tried kfee but those commercials are d-mn scary!

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