K-man


function: noun
etymology: seinfeld (episode #17)
the busboy

1a. refering cosmo kramer
1b. term used by jerry on june 26, 1991 when talking to george.
jerry: i just don’t think you should go alone. can’t you wait till after my set?

george: it’ll take to long.

(kramer enters)

jerry: take the k-man. a little support..

george: (unsure) i don’t a..

kramer: take me where? where?

(scene ends)
kiss my -ss noob
lol you think your better than me? kman!
kman is an abrev. for king man
it can also mean:
1.someone with loooads of kudos or cred.
that dj bob is a right kman!
a charasmatic person.
“hey i’m always right – i’m the k-man!”
a f-cking mad kunt who is an extreme menace to the driving society. wild, crazy, evil, f-cking mad, brainless. all the above are synonymous with the name k-man. can often be seen cruising the streets of brisbane, the gold coast & fort-tude valley in a black honda jazz or honda integra type r or kia carnival.
k-man has already destroyed all the speed records in the queensland area and even the police are scared of the great man. if you see him, be scared, be very f-cking scared.
person 1: holy sh-t, did you see that kunt in his ricer rocket fly past us?
person 2: you’re f-cking right man, that must be the infamous k-man.
person 1: f-ckin oath, he is a f-cking speed king.
1a) known for his very large head, mythical greek creature, head made from solids gold.

1b) short for the first stage of man with small misguided brain
that creature may knock an eye out one day

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