Kabeasta


a legendary mythical being with long flowing curly locks, from whence came his strength, vigour, and immortality. the mighty beast would often roam the earth barefoot, and could be spotted playing a glorious tune of triumph on his harmonica. once his sacred and luscious hair was cut, the essence of kabeasta was no more.
“long live kabeasta!”

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