Kaelin


kaelin is a name usually given to a girl of amazing standards. she is a girl everyone should look up to and respect. she can rock short or long hair with ease, and will have an excellent taste in music ranging from led zeppelin to august burns red. she usually drives a nice car such as a scion tc. if you have the privilege of dating such a girl, then you have truly accomplished something in your life and should be put on all future resumes.
wow kaelin is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen.

dang i wish i could be half as pretty as kaelin.
most awesome girl ever.
kaelin rhea is awesome.
beautiful and funny girl with the charm of a pixie. loves music and laughter. has an engaging smile.
when she acts that way, she is such a kaelin!
the boy who gets all the girls with his beautiful hair and personality.
look at him he s such a kaelin!
a boy with curly black hair that can beat up debon.
look at kaelin he’s unstopable
beautiful pool of water at the base of a waterfall.
dylan splashed in the kaelin.
a f-cking bad-ssical b-tch who is way better when with her other bad-ssical buddy wendi
wendi- a bad-ssical b-tch who can normally lay someone out in a second
wow you’re such a kaelin

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