kahnawake
kahnawake is a small town outside of montreal where 8000 mohawks live. its been around since the before canada even existed. its a town where everyone thinks there is no laws, you can still shoot a gun off at new years without the swat team showing up, and you can buy tax free smokes, cheap gas. not to mention you can watch a plane, train, ship and cars go by all at once…
its local government is also a puppet government of department of indian affairs, and was put here to -ssimilate the mohawk people who live there. but today thousands of -ssimilated mohawks bow down and today kiss indian affairs -ss for money…
its a kewl little town that you would miss if you blinked
kahnawake is the best place on earth…
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