Kaiser, MO
the wannabe osage beach, mo. the lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with huntington’s. one half of a road will be in osage beach, and the other half falls in kaiser. yeah.
1: dude man, i went to school of the osage and i’m from osage beach!
2: yeah dude, me too, but i’m from kaiser.
1: dude, wtf? where’s kaiser?
2: it’s on the same road as you man. kaiser, mo.
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