Kalany


anyone named kalany is perfect in every way. she is beautiful, funny and understanding. kalany would always be caring. kalany is cuter than me.
wanna know whos perfect?
its kalany bruh.
extremely handsome guy who has skin as soft as b-tter. pr-ne to loving bananas, he can be compared to a monkey because of his sweet nature. however, don’t get a kalany mad or you will be sorry because of their boxing skills.
1. yay! i got a kalany by feeding him a banana!

2. i knew he was a kalany when my fingers slipped off his bicep.

3. stripper name of kalani

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