Kalbag


someone who has surp-ssed the levels of jerk and -sshole, close to have reached f-cker or motherf-cker. not to be confused with douche.
rob:he kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

sam: g-d, what a kalbag.
somebody who is a complete r-t-rd and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about.
laura: i am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
dave: shut the h-ll up you kalbag!!

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