Kalishnikov


the last name of the creator of the legendary ak-47. usually the term is used in place of words like pwnage, ownage, owned, schooled, raped, burned, etc. basically the term is ”gaming language” for getting defeated in a manner which makes the killer laugh and makes the reciever get angry. a proper kalishnikoving is usually rewarded with chants of you suck, or a big bucket o’ rape.
1.dude, you just got majorly kalishnikoved by that random throwing knife. ha-ha you suck, lets get you a big bucket o’ rape from the rape mobile down the street.

2.dude, my mom can totally kalishnikov your mom!

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