kallum
god of the world. it has a huge p-n-s and causes pain missery where ever it goes.
superman and kallum
kallum: a g-d amongst men, like’s to hide his feelings around his friends. he can cause pain and misery to anyone that gets in his way. his love life is a secret but if you were to ask any of the women he went out with they would say he’s amazing.
i saw “kallum” the other day and i thought to myself how is his love life going
Read Also:
- Kanelo
a man usually of greek heritage, who travels through time, and has heavy hands. he usually lives between 100-120 years of age. he has the strength of a lion, and is hilarious. he has been known to have fought numerous animals including; bears, giraffes, elephants, turtles, jellyfish, and the antelope. although thought to be a […]
- cosme
s-xualy insane individual. has a good heart, hates the smell of sh-t but loves when a p-ssy farts. wants to practice the nastiest s-xual behavior. loves golden shower and has an obssesion with eating p-ssy. loves freak s-x instead of normal s-x girl im gonna cosme f-ck that guy
- kangatosser
a self-important hybrid plonk exhibiting the very characteristics of a kangaroo and a self-fornicating albatross the limp-wristed kangat-ss-r delivered a speech on pythagoras’ and the gipper’s collective attempts to play volleyball with tigers on the grounds of leeds castle off the m20.
- Karl Malone-It
to do anything and add a bit of the karl malone piazzazz by putting one hand on the head model style, be it slam dunking the basketball, or just adding a little extra flavor to a kick flip. “that would’ve been extremely lame, except that he added a karl malone-it!! what a bad -ss!”
- Cosm0
a f-ggoty–ssed loser who n-z-s about the hobbie realms. he thinks he’s cool, yet has no life and does nothing but scroll around the internet all day long, a lonely sh-ll of a human being. that loser cosm0 is so gay that he got 1,000 posts in under a month.