KALM
a non-derogatory description of a h-m-s-xual- typically male.
can be used in a friendly, joking way, usually in conversation with an out-of-closet gay who is already your friend. it can almost be considered a term of platonic endearment for your gay friend.
(can be used as a noun or adjective)
andrew: oh my god, joe is so cute today!
laura: you’re so kalm, man. you are so obsessed with that guy.
andrew: i know! :d
laura: dude, i love you. hahaha
shelby: you guys are so disney.
the calm before the storm, when things are so calm that nothing can be happening, but you have that weird feeling they are about to start.
a: it’s so boring, there’s nothing up
b: calm or kalm?
a: probs kalm, people never stop doing nnoying things
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