Kalman
an -sshole who can’t do sh-t. always blames stuff on other people and lies a lot. can’t do anything for himself. russian.
he’s a kalman
2 more definitions
to kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.
last night i asked dave who that old king of england was and he totally kalmaned when he said “oh right it was i don’t give a f-ck”
a slacker or someone who never turns in their work and makes sad -ss excuses to why they didn’t do it.
student: i didn’t do my homework.
teacher: you are such a kalman.
student: i like chicken.
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