Kaloni


a kaloni is smart and really funny. her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. when kaloni walks in the room you can’t help but be excited to see her. kaloni gives amazing hugs. feel free to tease kaloni when its right…..don’t worry, she’ll dish it back. kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. you should always keep a kaloni around.

kalonis are aka aca-loni; aca-awesome.
“did you see that kaloni?”
“yea she’s aca-awesome!”

“no…..she’s aca-loni!!”

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