Kalyan


(n.) an man of indian descent who is highly intellectual. their way with words and charm make everyday conversation with women come easy to him. however, where he excels in the cl-ssroom he lacks in the gym. they won’t always stand up to for what they believe in for sheer fear of being hurt or har-ssed. athletic events aren’t their specialties, but that doesn’t make a difference when they can talk to the girls on the sidelines. when going out they usually will have a trusted wing- man with similar personal qualities and descent. they have no fear of s-x and a very strong s-x drive, but may not always leave you pleased. overall their handsomeness, cham, and intelligent is very hard to shy away from.
i can’t believe you did that with kalyan in the bathroom!
crazy asian girl who is friendly to everyone.
oh, you’re such a kalyan.

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