Kamchatka


a large potato usually found at funnerals or other celebrational gatherings.
“ok. who put the kamchatka in dead sam’s pants?
no im serious!”
an alcoholic mixed drink. the background to this drink originates from the kamchatka peninsula and archipelago that lies between russia and j-pan.

based on the traditional white russian, this drink blends the best russian alcohol (vodka) with the finest non-dairy beverage (soymilk) from asia and the globally appreciated, non-denominational kahlua.

the kamchatka captures the essence of these two ancient civilizations in one amazing drink for the discerning vegan/lactose intolerant connoisseur of fine mixed drinks.
excuse me bar tender, i’ll have another kamchatka! what? oh yes! that is a bird tattoo on my arm, and yes i’m a hipster, bike mechanic from portland, oregon … but could you get me my f$#king kamchatka, i want to get drunk!

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