kamek
the most intelligent and powerful magikoopa in the mushroom kingdom, and the adoptive father of bowser. he also helped raise bowser’s koopalings. he first appeared in super mario world 2: yoshi’s island as the villain; a brilliant, powerful, vicious, and sickeningly loyal guardian of the young koopa king. but now kamek isn’t quite as p-ssionate, nor as overprotective of his king as before, and is basically neglected by nintendo.
eccentric and oh-so-s-xy, kamek is somebody you don’t want to f-ck with.
kamek is bowser’s closest advisor… and you must bow to him in his mightiness, you sc-m!!
either:
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the mushroom kingdom
2: a portmanteau of cake mix and the store chain kmart
3: bad-ss and good-lookin’
1: i can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! you hear me pathetic toad!?!
2: i gotta buy some kamek
3: you see that guy over there? he’s a d-mn kamek if you ask me
bad–ss m-f-. s-xy as h-ll, too.
kamek kicks so much -ss.
some dude who’s real names include cakemix and kmart.
kamek buys cakemix at kmart.
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