kamikaze jackhammer
verb-
the act of turning your lover upside down on to their head, then inserting a bottle of tobasco sauce into the -n-s, while simultaniously pumping the legs like a jack hammer, once the bottle is empty, the receiver then sh-ts a heterogeneous mixture of p–p and sauce onto the administrators p-n-s whilst shouting ” kamikae jackhammer!”
bob: last night i shoved the old tabasco sauce in my fridge into carol’s -ss.
fred: wow, what happened next?
bob: then she screamed ” kamikaze jackhammer and sh-t it out on and around my p-n-s!
fred: i wish my girlfriend would do that!
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