kanga
to hop up on the toilet seat and squat like a kangaroo when taking a dump. often done out of fear of catching a vd of the toilet seat. please note the two definitions provided by james brick and paddym are actually incorrect and are discribing a reverse kanga, a witty practical joke that will keep your friends amused for hours)
sh-t this cr-pper looks dirty, i better go the kanga.
when someone (usually of chinese extraction) stands / squats on the toilet seat itself when they are taking a sh-t.
“someone broke the toilet seat, they must have been doing a kanga”
term used when deficating outdoors in a squatted position into a hole dug for the purpose of burying the evidence.
where’s the shovel and the poo paper? i gottag kanga so bad i’m tortoise-heading after eating those m-ffins.
money, moola, cash, currency. used amongst tradespeople in melbourne, oz.
“hey benny, you got my kanga?”
similar to a “fupa”, but much larger. it orginates from “kangaroo.” a kangaroo has that pouch in front to carry the joey.
that girl/guy has a huge kanga!
1. to do a reversie
2. ‘bad’ distribution in 500
1. “f-ck robbielard, that kanga is d-mned nasty. brat’s gone in there and eaten it, the t-rd burglar he is,” wobs exclaimed.
2. “ffs, i’ve got a f-cken kanga,” muttered von as his -ssbled from a metaphorical -n-l raping.
to sit facing the rear of the toilet and defaecate onto the front side of the bowel. this act is specifically designed to leave a trail, or skidmark down said bowel. it is usually carried out as an offensive gesture towards the next occupant, or the owner of the cr-pper. popularised in australia after reference on big brother 5.
hey boys, check out the kanga i left behind.
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