Kangaroo Boxing
a sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his -ss whooped.
kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren’t careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn’t work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with both legs. unless you are a real f-cking bad-ss, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo they will f-ck you up. peta people and animal rights f-cks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport… well they are right to an extent… because humans get the sh-t whooped out of em!
fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the sh-t whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean–ss power punch)
kangaroo boxing
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