Kangaroo Jack

an unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart -ss cg kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of -ss tards trying to get a jacket back from said kangaroo. (jack)
i hated kangaroo jack so much, i shat myself in the theater just to have an excuse to leave.
when you bring a fresh -ss honey back to your crib after going to a crunchy dub step concert and you whip out that bag of molly. naturally you two want to take more before you get on with the dirty but you decide to take out your ball sack and spread that loose skin to form a bowl. then make the girl eat that sh-t out of your little marsupial pouch!
before i slayed that p-ssy last night i went on a safari and played kangaroo jack!
a lot of magic mushrooms were eaten during the production of the movie.
a very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse r-ct-ms commit suicide if they watch it.
the worst movie in the history of the universe. i would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 and gave me a monkey. when i saw this movie i was praying to see that darn cat.
“kangaroo jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and i want it back.”
to the comment above you forgot glitter in one of the worst movies ever made and i hear gigli will suck too
wow they’re actually paying people to see glitter
(n.) the true sign of the apocolypse! not only the “wwe” of hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. kind of like “half past dead,” “deep blue sea,” “waterworld,” “battlefield earth,” “the cable guy,” “death to smoochie,” “the g-dfather part iii,” “the avengers,” “the hulk,” “daredevil,” “jason x,” “carrie 2,” “speed 2,” “harry potter,” “to wong foo..” “a walk to remember” and “crossroads” combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of kangaroo doo. yes, ladies and gentlemen. it’s just that horribly bad.
i wonder which man on the planet went ‘bedazzled’ to make kangaroo jack and have actual living people go see it?