kangaroo slam
putting a midget in your pants and f-cking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the p-n-s to go through the midget.
“wow, i didn’t think it would work, but the kangaroo slam definately got rid of my midget problem.”
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