Kangaroo Spooning


the act of contouring one’s body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. however, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. his girlfriend was really jealous.

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