a relatively obese, person of asian descent from birmingham who constantly has an erection.
“aaaah you have a big ‘ol kanith!”
a really, really, really bad copy of a good video game. the lowest level a developer can get. project:cars is such a sheebopdoobitydoo.
- nurt nurt
when a cat pats down an area before laying in said area. “woah, that cat just nurt nurted on your face!”
- what she order
fish fillet! what she order? fish fillet!
- matthew sgroi
“the rat king” “he who swims in nutella and eats only the whitest of bread.” – matthew sgroi