kanjasukila
the ancient j-panese tradition of having s-xual intercourse with 5 pandas, 7 giraffes, and 2 squirells. this tradition is not practiced much anymore, but it is still widely used as a cure for std’s. this practice is banned in many places, except j-pan. after this practice is done, the pract-tioner normally ignites his/her genitallia to complete the ritual.
john: “that hoe gave me an std!”
jim: “just do kanjasukila!”
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