kank face
the expression on ones face while kanking (masturbating in someone’s presence without them knowing).
1. “man i had the illest kank face today at the office… i almost gave myself away.”
2. observe kevin sp-cey’s face in american beauty while kanking in bed with his wife. due to his sloppy kank face he got caught. cl-ssic kank film.
a boord or shclappherrwho believes in the facial powers of kank and gets gonks to blart on her mush as often as possible and then lets it dry in, thus creating a poxygob
so bad was her kankface that the priest tried to exorcize her
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