when you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
allison went to bed early so i surprised her with some kansas city earm-ffs in the morning.
trumpaigning: is campaigning for an elected political office in a manner that sets up the conditions for a perfect political storm that will propel the opposing candidate to win the election by trumping everything in the campaign. if you have any desire to win this election then stop trumpaigning everything you do and say? you […]
- bro bong
when 2 people pack a bong and 1 person holds the red b-tton ther other lights there lighter and put them together the lighter will light give props then smoke a bong like normal yo lets smoke a bro bong
smocaine is cocaine wrapped in weed that you smoke until you get an angry dragon in your b-tthole. dad that was some really good smocaine last night… if you know what i mean:)
- taming the strange
a straight male attempting to seduce a lesbian. i was h-tting on this really hot girl last night and after i learned she was a lesbian taming the strange became my primary goal.
- d*nk magnet
when all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships well i know he appears sweet buto probably he isn’t because i’m a d-nk magnet.