when you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the p*n*s, and then hang said person by their p*n*s from the tallest tree in town
well bobby didn’t didn’t do his homework, so i gave him a regular ole- kansas d*ck-lynching.
- d*cking of a lifetime
it is a major f*ck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. you have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the d*cking of a lifetime. some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the d*cking […]
- b*tter yo bread
to liberally apply b*tter or margarine to one’s lover’s buns (b*ttocks) in preparation for *n*l s*x. baby gurl come over here, i’m gonna b*tter yo bread tenderly 😉
when you get something for free but it’s soooooo cheap or useless that you just want to throw it away. that guy gave me his broken umbrella and said, “take this, it’s free man.” i told him, oh thanks for your broken umbrella. what a f*cking freejip!
- ogre donkey
a r*t*rded, really short girl sydney is a ogre donkey