kansas

the 34th state admitted into the united states of america. known for wheat, brilliant skies, and flat lands. contrary to popular belief, people who live in kansas do reciece power, internet, and water.
kansas is the home of the university of kansas, arguably one of the best, well-known teams in the ncaa.
person 1) where do you live?
person 2) kansas.
person 1) really? i heard that the jayhawks there are really good at basketball.
person 2) d-mn right.
1.) the most centralized state in the united states of america. this is the homestate of former republican presidential candidate bob dole.
2.) an excellent progressive rock band that made its start in topeka during the early 70s. their greatest hits include “song for america”, “carry on my wayward son”, “point of know return”, “fight fire with fire”, “relentless”, and “dust in the wind”. the frontmen for the band are kenny livgren and steve walsh.
kansas has over a dozen alb-ms and tons of good songs. they are still together after thirty years.
actually the most boring state in the usa would be idaho or montana and it is the state of wheat not corn.
kansas is not the most boring state and it has endless amounts of wheat.
a lovely midwestern state, right in the dead center of the united states. is well-known for its flat land (not a bad thing at all), the anti and pro-slavery conflicts in the 1850s, the case of brown vs. board of education of topeka, the university of kansas jayhawks, the wizard of oz, the progressive-rock band of the same name, and the big cities of wichita and topeka.
kansas is a great place to be, and is rich in history.
a state in the usa, which most people -ssume is boring, flat, and trashy. that there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. that is not true. it is a wonderful state and if you haven’t been there than don’t criticize it. there’s:
m-ss street in lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc.
olathe great plains mall- a really big mall
worlds of fun- an awesome amus-m-nt park 100’s of acres big.
great wolf lodge- indoor waterpark
cabelas and nebraska furniture mart-ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a walmart times 50.
university of kansas- self- explanatory
union station-holds science city and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too.
russell stover’s- h-lla candy
mount leonard-awesome, awesome place…
kc zoo-animals and stuff
alot of amc theaters, which are cool.
and thats only n. east kansas right there.. .i can’t think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think.
john:where you goin?
peter:i’m goin to kansas.
john: i hear kansas sucks.
peter. f-ck you.
kansas, like most believe, is neither the flattest state nor does it receive the most tornadoes. actually, florida is the flattest state in the usa. texas has the most tornadoes recorded as of yet.

kansas is the middle of the contiguous united states.

kansas homes many shops with good clothes, restaurants with great food, and schools with great curricular programs.

kansas is not a hick state. kansas is by no means a fully republican state, in fact, our governor is a female democrat. not everybody in kansas lives on a farm; eastern kansas houses some rather large cities including lawrence, topeka, and wichita.

kansas is not a freaking close minded state. plenty of freaking h-m-s-xuals and people of different freaking heritages live here. please shut up. now.

kansas is not always scorching. the weather is a freak, summers are usually hot and winters cold, but there are a lot of unseasonably hot/cold days. it can be nice and sunny one hour then rain like h-ll the next.

i’ve lived in kansas all my life. never met a closed minded/super religious/h-m-phobic person at all.

if we don’t have internet or water, i’m not typing this. or alive.

(kansas is also on the route of the ogallala aquafir. plenty of water here.)

shut up with yer d-mn stereotypes now. i’m a kansan, i’m also an atheist. yeah. i also hate country music. yea. magic, i know.
person 1: so you lived in kansas, did you grow wheat and sunflowers?
kansan: dude, shut the h-ll up.
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b-st-rd: hay, cowboy, how’s it going? :d
kansan: hay, b-st-rd, shut up! :d
a state right in the middle of the u.s. it has lots of small towns (soon to be gone 🙁 ), wheat, airplanes, farms and stuff, construction and road work. it’s known for tornadoes, but doesn’t get as many as some people think. it’s biggest city is wichita which is also the hometown of dennis the mennis. topeka and lawrence are nice places too.
kansas, at least it’s not as bad as oklahoma.

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