the most amazing person you’ll ever meet!
he’s sweet, caring, completely selfless and will always have your back and be there for you no matter what.
always up for anything and will make you laugh uncontrollably.
he’s the best person to have around you. once he’s entered your life, he’s there to stay; irreplaceable.
beautiful in every way.
everybody needs a kapelan in their life!
- dog nonced
when you’re so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog. man 1: you were so drunk last night! man 2: i know, i was dog nonced.
a term used to describe a person that has a tendency to be intense, ridiculous and/or extreme. used as an adverb for people who say/do something shocking. guy 1:”i’m gonna creep up to my friend and act all gay in the middle of the night just to check his reaction” guy 2:”now you are being […]
lots of emails, too many even, inundating an inbox. please stop sending me emails, my outlook is facing inboxundation.
fear of your mother in law my mother-in-law gave me pentheraphobia
- safety spell
an obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification. 1: i read your correspondence. corsersrf 2: doesn’t that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss (:safety spell)